My job is simple. I eat humans and other things, but humans, well, they put up a fight. I like that screaming rolling around in my mouth just like a toothbrush getting in all the hard-to-get areas. Then I know, do not swallow the toothpaste. But Hey! They are humans, and that is like Bourbon and Coke. 

OH! And don't say 'NO' for an answer when I bite. So why say 'Oh, noooo'? Yest scream. I have to keep up 

appearences .